best message i’ve ever gotten
(Source: underlays, via ruinedchildhood)
Do you ever think about the word ‘can’t’
Like, when you say, “Why can’t you get me some ice cream?”
You’re really saying, “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”
How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized this
I had a similar epiphany with “Don’t you dare” being “Do not you dare.”
English is weird.
whait what? here in germany my english teacher told me to always write like this on exams, otherwise it would count as a mistake. that.asshole.
(Source: igenerallylikewords, via i-will-die-laughing)
It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…
BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
(via oh-my-bacon)
like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink
(Source: gabbywoo, via oh-my-bacon)
christ i forgot about this fucking movie
there’s a reason we don’t talk about this movie you little shit
is that reason because its too awesome for words?^
(Source: megamindinhd, via oh-my-bacon)
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